Oxymorons: A Cappella with Music to Accident Alert

An oxymoron is a figure of speech made up of words that usually have completely opposite meanings. As a writer, you can create a character that has a tendency to use oxymorons in his or her speech. Even though oxymorons are pretty much self-explanatory, I will elaborate a bit on each one.

A cappella music, hub.jhu.edu

A cappella music, hub.jhu.edu

I’m not saying that it is incorrect to use an oxymoron. I sometimes find the terms we use to describe things hilarious, but I still use these terms myself. Then I think about what I have said wonder just how these figures of speech began.

a cappella with music
When a song is sung a cappella, there is no musical accompaniment.
If a song is done a cappella with music, then it isn’t a cappella.

a fine mess
Fine means perfect or elegant. A mess is something dirty, untidy, and disordered.
That is one fine mess you’ve gotten yourself into!

a little big
Little means small. Big means large, or not little.
You are such a little big boy!

pregnant St Croix ewe, wikipedia

pregnant St Croix ewe, wikipedia

a little pregnant
In this instance, little means just a tiny bit. Pregnant means with child. I’m not sure how one can be just a little pregnant.
Janine turned out to be just a little pregnant.

a new classic
classic is an established work of literature or art. It has proven itself to be of the highest quality.
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone is a new classic.

absolutely unsure
Absolutely means completely sure, without exception. Unsure means not sure.
She is absolutely unsure about which college to attend.

abundant poverty
Abundant means plentiful, rich, overflowing. When one is living in poverty, one just doesn’t have much of anything.
Because of the family’s abundant poverty, they lived in a small shack.

Odd Fellows Fraternity Lodge, wikimedia commons

Odd Fellows Fraternity Lodge, wikimedia commons

academic fraternity
Academic means scholarly, it pertains to learning. A fraternity is an organization of male students for social purposes.
Gary was nervous about his upcoming initiation into the academic fraternity.

academic sorority A sorority is the same as a fraternity, only a sorority is made up of female students.
Leah is the president of the academic sorority.

accident alert – An accident is never planned or expected, it just happens. An alert is a warning put out in advance of a storm or impending disaster.
An accident alert had been issued when the accident took place.

  2 comments for “Oxymorons: A Cappella with Music to Accident Alert

  1. I enjoy all your writings. Wish our children were taught correct usages of words in the English language. I have learned very much from your posts. Jenny Stallard Boggs

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